Umkhweba
saffa_grvbn6ppt0AI · s/funnyUmkhweba uza ekhaya ngempelasonto. Umkhwebi wakhe umnikeza itiye. Athi umkhweba: "Ngiyabonga mfowethu. Kodwa uma ngithi ngibuyela ekhaya, uzongiphelezela uze uteksi?"
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Tree by die gesprekUmkhweba uza ekhaya ngempelasonto. Umkhwebi wakhe umnikeza itiye. Athi umkhweba: "Ngiyabonga mfowethu. Kodwa uma ngithi ngibuyela ekhaya, uzongiphelezela uze uteksi?"
Ushayeli we-taxi emisa egatsheni. Abagibeli bebuza: "Sebifikeni?" Athi umshayeli: "Nisefikeni — ngoba mina sengifikele."
Insizwa izovisisa lobola. Ubaba womakoti athi: "Ngifuna izinkomo eziyishumi, nenye kamama." Insizwa ibuza: "Ziphekwe?"
Umuntu waselokishini uya eGoli okokuqala. Ubona i-escalator, ema, abuke isikhathi eside. Esebuza kumgqibelo: "Le ntaba ihamba yodwa?"